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The Coolest Penguin

The Coolest Penguin

Most penguins can slide, swim, and sometimes dance. But very few know how to relax like this boss of the South Pole. Fan on, martini in hand, he slips into his chilled pool of solitude, fully prepared to do whatever necessary in order to exert as little energy as possible.

Linux fans, take note!

  • 11″ x 3″ 
  • Made from durable vinyl with a strong adhesive back.
  • Printed with water-resistant ink that won’t fade or run.
  • No minimum order.

The Coolest Penguin from HamSandwichTees.com
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Multiclock Mug

It’s the Untuxable’s design “Multiclock” – each mug has THREE copies of the multiclock [ there’s not a straight line on it!]….and each copy has THREE timepieces in it. See if you can find them all!

Click the mug to see all of the colors and mugs and coffecups that are available. There are several!

The Multiclock Trio Mugs
The Multiclock Trio Mugs by HamSandwichMugs
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Multiclock Hat

The next time someone asks you what time it is, just point to your head.

You might also walk away laughing maniacally. That’ll make ‘em wonder!

  • 100% polyester foam front
  • Wide area to feature your design
  • 100% nylon mesh back keeps you cool
  • Adjustable from 17″ to 24″
  • Available in 11 color combinations
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Multiclock Hat by HamSandwichHats
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Is This Art? Mug / Coffeecup

Asks the perennial question in a snazzy high quality coffee mug. You can use this same design on several different coffee mug styles, and even make it your own with some custom text.

Customize away!

This design came from the leftover “parts’ from Untuxable’s Multiclock art.

Is This Art? Mug
Is This Art? Mug by HamSandwichMugs
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Mail your Christmas Cards with the Annoyed Cat

…or even your bills!

Mail the Annoyed Cat to your favorite friend, enemy, or utility! Another classic untuxable creation! Make each letter a special delivery –  Put a personal touch on your mail, or share this useful gift with friends and family. Fits especially well on greeting card or RSVP envelopes.

  • Landscape: 2.1″ x 1.3″ (image: 1.4″ x 1.1″).
  • Portrait: 1.3″ x 2.1″ (image: 1.1″ x 1.4″).
  • Image aspect ratio: 3 x 4.
  • 20 stamps per sheet.
  • Choose from thirteen postage denominations:
    $0.33: Post Card
    $0.46: 1st Class Letter, 1 oz
    $0.66: 1st Class Letter, 2 oz or 1 oz odd
    $0.86: 1st Class Letter, 3 oz or 2 oz odd
    $0.92: 1st Class Large Envelope, 1 oz
    $1.06: 1st Class Letter, 3.5 oz or 3 oz odd
    $1.12: 1st Class Large Envelope, 2 oz
    $1.32: 1st Class Large Envelope, 3 oz
    $1.52: 1st Class Large Envelope, 4 oz
    $1.72: 1st Class Large Envelope, 5 oz
    $1.92: 1st Class Large Envelope, 6 oz
    $5.60: Priority (up to 16 oz)

Send Mail with the Annoyed Cat at HamSandwichTees.com

Is This Art? hat

Ask the question. Make people wonder.

  • 100% polyester foam front
  • Wide area to feature your design
  • 100% nylon mesh back keeps you cool
  • Adjustable from 17″ to 24″
  • Available in 11 color combinations
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Human Duct Tape for your iPhone 4/4s!

Human Duct Tape – iPhone 4/4s case

Don’t you just love being an enigma? Watch people’s reaction as they try to figure out what the heck this means……and whether you are wearing any duct tape! Lots of fun!

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Speck® Fitted™ Fabric-Inlaid Hard Shell Case for iPhone 4/4S

Show off your signature style with a sleek and customizable Speck Products® brand case for your iPhone 4/4S. Combining luxury with ultimate protection, this fitted hard plastic case is covered with an easy-to-grip fabric that is richly printed with your favorite design. Pleasing to the touch, this lightweight and durable custom case allows optimal access to all sensors, ports, and controls on your iPhone 4, while offering superior comfort in-hand. Compatible with Verizon, Sprint, and AT&T models of the iPhone 4/4S, our universal custom iPhone 4/4S cases offer the perfect fit for your phone no matter your carrier.

The Annoyed Cat on a Hat

Annoyed Cat on a Hat
Carry around the Annoyed Cat on your head. Customize the design so the cat says whatever you WANT him to say – and the poor feline can do NOTHING about it!

  • 100% polyester foam front
  • Wide area to feature your design
  • 100% nylon mesh back keeps you cool
  • Adjustable from 17″ to 24″
  • Available in 11 color combinations
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Annoyed Cat on a Hat by HamSandwichHats
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I Heart Baseball MUG

I heart Baseball – TWICE! – Mugs

Just in case they don’t get the message, here’s a mug featuring the Uncluttered Untuxable’s design declaring a love for THE game. Pick up several – you can add your own message to this mug by click the “Customize it” button.

SEVERAL types and sizes of mugs and coffeecups are available with this design. Click the graphic to find out more!

I heart Baseball - TWICE! - Mugs
I heart Baseball – TWICE! – Mugs by HamSandwichMugs
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Hipster Gamers, unite!

Hipster Gamer: You remember the days of the atari, when your only tools were a joystick and a big red button. You don’t need a fancy controller with 25 buttons; you want the good ‘ol days!

Make your car a reflection of you! Get your point across with this quality bumper sticker that will outlast heavy rain, intense sunlight, and the most severe of traffic jams.

  • 11″ x 3″ – Large enough for any message.
  • Made from durable vinyl with a strong adhesive back.
  • Printed with water-resistant ink that won’t fade or run.
  • No minimum order.

Hipster Gamer Bumpersticker from HamSandwichTees.com