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The Coolest Penguin

The Coolest Penguin

Most penguins can slide, swim, and sometimes dance. But very few know how to relax like this boss of the South Pole. Fan on, martini in hand, he slips into his chilled pool of solitude, fully prepared to do whatever necessary in order to exert as little energy […]

Multiclock Mug

It’s the Untuxable’s design “Multiclock” – each mug has THREE copies of the multiclock [ there’s not a straight line on it!]….and each copy has THREE timepieces in it. See if you can find them all!

Click the mug to see all of the colors and mugs and coffecups that are available. There are several!


Multiclock Hat

The next time someone asks you what time it is, just point to your head.

You might also walk away laughing maniacally. That’ll make ‘em wonder!

100% polyester foam front Wide area to feature your design 100% nylon mesh back keeps you cool Adjustable from 17″ to 24″ Available in 11 […]

Mail your Christmas Cards with the Annoyed Cat

…or even your bills!

Mail the Annoyed Cat to your favorite friend, enemy, or utility! Another classic untuxable creation! Make each letter a special delivery – Put a personal touch on your mail, or share this useful gift with friends and family. Fits especially well on greeting card or RSVP envelopes.

Landscape: 2.1″ x 1.3″ […]

Human Duct Tape for your iPhone 4/4s!

Human Duct Tape – iPhone 4/4s case

Don’t you just love being an enigma? Watch people’s reaction as they try to figure out what the heck this means……and whether you are wearing any duct tape! Lots of fun!

Human Duct Tape – iPhone 4/4s case Click the case and place your […]

The Annoyed Cat on a Hat

Annoyed Cat on a Hat Carry around the Annoyed Cat on your head. Customize the design so the cat says whatever you WANT him to say – and the poor feline can do NOTHING about it!

100% polyester foam front Wide area to feature your design 100% nylon mesh back keeps you cool […]

I Heart Baseball MUG

I heart Baseball – TWICE! – Mugs

Just in case they don’t get the message, here’s a mug featuring the Uncluttered Untuxable’s design declaring a love for THE game. Pick up several – you can add your own message to this mug by click the “Customize it” button.

SEVERAL types and sizes […]

Hipster Gamers, unite!

Hipster Gamer: You remember the days of the atari, when your only tools were a joystick and a big red button. You don’t need a fancy controller with 25 buttons; you want the good ‘ol days!

Make your car a reflection of you! Get your point across with this quality bumper sticker that will outlast […]

I’ve been Mugged! … er… mug

I’ve Been Mugged!

Admit it. You think it’s funny.

Wide variety of Coffeecup types, sizes, and styles are available. CLICK HERE to see all the possibilities!


Human Duct Tape mousepad

We still don’t know what this means.

We also don’t know why it’s one of our best sellers!

Human Duct Tape Mousepad by HamSandwichCPU

Protect your mouse and desk from scratches and debris.

9.25″ x 7.75″ – Perfect for any desk or work space. Quality, full-color printing. Durable cloth cover […]